"You try to do better for your family, right? And you're a thirty something, and you were weird when you were younger, and that stuff kinda worked that one time, right?
So you make something, you stick it on the bottom of one of those automated, scratch off lottery ticket machines and you buy a ticket, and: you win! You win big!
But then, a few days later, two men in khaki pants and blue shirts show up at your office, and you invite them in, and then they have a chat with you. And that last night, the night before the two average men, that night is the last time your family ever saw you."